Coop's B.O.C.

Oh, I'll just stop lying to myself.

I am totally seeking them out now :-)

More Nuns

Everywhere I turn lately, dirty nuns. And this time with Nazis and abusive police... Ah well. Could be worse, I guess.

One more nun, and Blog Shout Out: Phantom of Pulp

Okey, I love the Phantom of Pulp blog anyway, but had to post this bit of nunsploitation. Check the rest of the post for lots of great pulp covers.

Vanessa Blue

Vanessa Blue is a fav. Here's a no-nude pre-webcam show video from YouTube.



Twitter @Vanessa_Blue

Trashy Book Review: "The Erotic Adventures of Arabella"

"Is it not more delicious than the finest of liqueurs? Come, leap with me into a divine course of wickedness. Say that you will!"

This story appears to have taken its main character's name from Charlotte Lenox's The Female Quixote, and its style from John Cleland and the Marquis de Sade. It is from an anonymous author and there is no indication of when the book was written, save that the events take place in the 1880s. The only version I have found is on the Amazon Kindle, here.

In the realm of sexual politics and philosophy, the book is very much like the Marquis de Sade. Arabella and her cousin Elaine are thus far like Juliette and her accomplices, except for the lack of bloodshed. There is a stress on refusal of what common-folk call morality, and a sense that women should have sex for their own pleasure.

Unlike Sade, this book is actually hot. The sexual diversions are intermingled with lesser philosophical debates; so far it is not heavy on atheism or refusal of all social norms. Sade's libertines are sociopaths, where Arabella and her circle are interested in carnality.

If you are looking for an erotic read that is not pure pablum, or cliché, you do far worse.

"The Convent of Hell"

Let's keep the filthy nun action going with the highly depraved The Convent of Hell.

It doesn't take long to determine these nuns are a strange bunch. Here is a little punishment session:


Well, the nuns find a weird door with many locks and sigils, and even the oldest brides of christ don't know what it is. So what do they do. You guessed it... After a tentacle porn scene, a nun returns in the night to perform a ritual. This starts all the trouble.


I won't tell you too much more. Just whetting your appetite, because, guess what? You can get the book as a PDF here, at Killer Kittens from Beyond the Grave. So, if Satanic nun orgies are up your alley, get this one.

Cool Pulp Covers @ Elektra Luxx

I know some of you enjoy old pulp covers. Elektra Luxx does some great posts.

It has been a while since we've had dirty nuns!

More of the rubber nun at Latex by Anna.

Darla Crane - Nerd Girl and Sweetheart

I have been talking a bit to Darla Crane on Twitter. Not a ton, or anything. She has 500 followers, after all.

Anywho, I did Darla as this weeks Nerd Girl of Note over at Adventures in Nerdliness.

The site is in Spanish, but there are a lot of hi-res scans from Diane Hansen's The Big Book of Breasts at Greenshines. One of my favorites: Joan Brinkman

Call me Captain Obvious!

Fergie has a nice ass.

I am not overly into Fergie (the man-face and all), and I know I am about 9 months behind with these photos, but when I looked at my screensaver, one of these was on it. Thought I'd share.

Man, she seems sweet for a pornstar.

Now, I have met a few pornstars, and haven't met any real assholes (I guess the assholes wouldn't talk to my likes). In this interview Marilyn seems ridiculously sweet.

Marilyn Chambers

Porn star Marilyn Chambers found dead in L.A. County home (via LA Times)

I am not one to eulogize, but always had a soft spot (and a hard spot) for Marilyn Chambers. I know I have BtGD somewhere as an AVI/MPEG (something). Will try to locate and post a bit. It was pretty trippy.

Who knew Twitter was so filthy?

So, there are a ton of pornstars on Twitter. You always have to worry about them actually being 50 year-old men with a Sam's Club sized container of stroke lube (not judging).

http://tinyurl.com/chfqal is that link, btw, and "Carmella" is on Twitter @Carmella_Bing

Denise Milani video vi@ Monkey Mag

I am off work tomorrow, but there is a little BACK action in this for you poor folks who are off to the grindstone.

A Butt-Load of Abbey Brooks Pics

Sure, that sounds like an anal sex joke, and there may be some going on here as some of the pics are hardcore. PicHunter has got quite a collection of Abbey on his/her site.

Denise Milani, Twitter and Monkey Mag

First, this is fucking hilarious. I think this is why I like her so much, she doesn't act like some money hungry porn chick. I am sure her website is not cheap, but I hear she turned Playboy down to pose nude... So far, this is my favorite Tweet ever.



Now, I found this through her Twitter. Monkey Mag looks very much like Loaded or Front, and seems to be free (lots of ads). It is an interesting concept and worth checking out.

Wowsers!

via 95D (a l'Farancais)

Blog Alert: Sammy Braddy @ REHAB

Nice hi-res pics of Sammy Braddy at REHAB

Being reactionary for a bit... Sorry.

Getting bombed with Chinese SPAM. Must moderate comments for a while. If you see this person called "sexy" punch them in the dick for me.

Blog Alert: Karina Hart @ Hi Boobs

A nice set of Karina Hart pics at Hi Boobs today.

Is this Tory Lane?

BACK to Work... Boo!

Lazy this weekend. I plan on being lazy at work too, so forgive me :-)

Kelly Brook as Red Lotus

Here from Deathtrap Dungeon (remember that game?)

Yo DJ, let's hear some beats!

This is funny. Too bad Americans can't be more Canadian about these things.

Not just lip service, I hope...

vi@ Good Conduct Well Chastised

A tipsy post.

If you haven't noticed by now, Thursday is my strip club day. I go after work on Thursdays because it is not crowded. Well, today was weird.

The strip club I go to was celebrating its 14th anniversary. On a Thursday? Really?

Yes.

Now, I do like strippers, but I must tell you, when strippers try dressing up for a special occasion, it is a bit embarrassing.

One, they buy their "fancy dresses" from the same place they buy their g-strings and clear heels. Two, Lycra is never classy.

So, these poor women, most of whom I know as acquaintances, are dressed in these awful wanna-be prom dresses. Crawling on the stage, used to only a thong or some boy-shorts... They joked about it, but it was like young kids in their church clothes. They'd have done a lapdance for free just to get out of their monkey-suits.

So, if you own a strip club and are reading this, on your anniversary, rather than expecting fancy dress, just have your girls go topless all the time. They are used to having their tits out, and believe it or not, the customers will be fascinated.

Blog Alert: Jenya D @ The Sex Carnival

Jenya D @ The Sex Carnival

Thanks go to Mr. Frog

Oh, Christy...