Bienvenidos

Hoy cortamos la cinta inaugural de este nuevo blog. Un espacio que pretende funcionar como una comunidad de usuarios, donde los visitantes se impliquen no sólo con sus comentarios sino también con sus aportes. Lo que pretendemos es rendir homenaje a la forma más perfecta y erótica que ha creado la naturaleza, sí, la teta. Es por eso que no queremos que éste se convierta en un blog exclusivo para hombres, más bien al contrario, te invitamos a ti, mujer, a que compartas con nosotros tus inquietudes, tus gustos, tus secretos; a que nos hagas partícipes de aquello que más nos gusta... Poco a poco iremos dando forma al blog, en principio se irá actualizando con fotos y videos extraídos de la red, aunque nuestro gran sueño es que vosotras, lectoras tetadictas, participéis enviándonos vuestro propio material. Si queréis poneros en contacto con "La forma perfecta" tenéis más de una manera de hacerlo: a través del correo electrónico, mediante Skype, o por medio del chat que está insertado en el blog; estaré encantado de contestaros y de ayudaros en todo lo que pueda. Si hacéis algún envío de material, por favor indicad la fuente, aseguraos de que no se vulnere ningún derecho y que por supuesto no se haya violado la intimidad de nadie; por supuesto huelga decir que rechazamos frontalmente las imágenes de menores, vosotros seréis los responsables, a todos los efectos, del material enviado. Ahora ya sólo queda disfrutar y empezar a dar forma a esta comunidad, que espero que vaya aumentando poco a poco hasta convertirse en un punto de referencia para todos los amantes de las tetas. Fuera complejos y prejuicios, disfrutemos sin tabúes en un espacio en el que los únicos límites los pone la imaginación, pero sobre todo la educación y el respeto. Para abrir fuego he elegido una foto de una de mis musas, Uschi Digard, actriz de cine erótico y modelo entre los años 60's y 70's; una mujer de armas tomar, como bien demostró en las películas que rodó con el gran Russ Meyer. Como he dicho en alguna ocasión: crecí agarrado a una teta y espero pasar el resto de mi vida de la misma manera. Besos en los pezones.

Just for Fun

It is always a good idea to stop by The Big Breast Archive.

I Love the '70s: Uschi Digard

Uschi has always been my number one model. Enough typing.

Dyanne Thorne: Ilsa Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks

More of the same kinky Ilsa action! Now with exploding G-spot! (not in a good way, I might add)

Ilsa is the, you guessed it, harem keeper for an oil sheik. Just one, not all of them as the title implies. Her employer (who might be Spaulding Grey) is cruel to his people, kidnaps girls from around the world, sells slaves, tortures and kills dissenters, etc. The United States decides to get involved when he... extorts us by threatening to cut off our oil supply! I'll pause here to allow my Canadian friends to get over their disbelief;-)

Once again, Ilsa is sexually frustrated, and as alway, all she needs is some good old American dick. Really, who doesn't? Satin & Velvet, this episode's semi-twin henchbabes, tell Ilsa they should kidnap a male next time, someone special for Ilsa. No, that's not good enough. Ilsa wants a man to come to her of his own will, not in chains. Enter this episode's cock-master.

The American's feel they can get rid of Al Sharif by embarrassing him. Cock-master figures he can go through Ilsa to get the goods. Seeing as this movie is pre-radical Islam (as far as western audiences know) they cannot simply get some zealots together to fight this devil and his perversions. They have to prove to the other cheesy looking stereotypes to find out that he is cheating them.

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Flanked by Satin and Velvet


"How dare you touch me, you filthy beggar!"


"Have him flogged!"


Hey! It's Russ Meyer regular Haji!


A little more Haji


Another RM and Ilsa regular, Uschi Digard!


Ilsa inspects the new inventory


Uschi, threatened with the dreaded rat/crotch cage! Use your imagination :-)


Ilsa with Al Sharif. The first spark of Ilsa's trademark sexual frustration.


Satin and Velvet prepare to punish a traitor.


It's over pretty quickly.


Oh, wait...


OK, a battle cry. You deserve that.


The nut ripping is a bit too much, ladies.


Poor Uschi. What fate awaits you?


"Do these boots make my butt look big?"


Teaching Uschi the Sapphic arts (like she needs instructions from this crew!)


"Lick, Bitch!"
More crazy eyes D.T.

Dyanne Thorne Week: She-Wolf of the S.S., part 2

See part 1 here.

So, the cock-master gets to work quickly, giving Ilsa two orgasms (possibly I an grouping ;-) without one of his own. Unable to tame this male, Ilsa turns to her real passion, the electrode up the hoo-hah experiment. She has this bizarre police baton with a copper coil that plugs in to the wall. She must find a woman strong enough to survive this thing to prove her hypothesis of women's superior strength. After this calming episode, she returns to her bedroom and sics her henchbabes on him for a double-team, hoping to wear down his resolve before finishing the deed herself. Ilsa is falling into the cock-master's trap. The other prisoners have time to plan a revolt while he fucks Ilsa silly.

Still more She-Wolf to come. It is a tour de force of sleaze!

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Ah, return of the cock-master.





Round 1








Is that Ilsa's mom in that picture? Weird.


I believe that is the "who's your daddy?" look,


Round 2


Later, he explains his cock-master powers.


Well, no rest for the wicked.


Oh, just a routine checkup, ladies. Nothing to worry about.


That's right, nothing unusual going on...


Wait a minute. What's this?


Weakling...


Can't any of you handle it?


How about you, female hero of no real importance?


More crazy eyes D.T.


Poor Uschi... High air pressure testing.


Hmm... What's Ilsa watching?


Oh.


That's the problem with three-ways. Somebody always gets left out.


Now, Ilsa tries to close the deal.


Semi-clumsy crazy Nazi striping.


Is that an Eva Bra-n?


A little Marlene Dietrich for you.